Not Your Grandma’s Chest Rub

$45.00

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Looking for that classic “chest rub” nostalgia — made naturally? This crisp, cooling balm is crafted with menthol and essential oils to create an invigorating, fresh-air aroma. Our blend of organic eucalyptus, peppermint, and forest oils offers a clean, natural alternative to petroleum-based rubs. With a creamy tallow base and real herbal infusions, it’s the perfect balm to reach for when you want something comforting, cozy, and easy to breathe in.

INGREDIENTS: grass-fed suet tallow, sunflower oil*, mullein*, thyme*, beeswax*, menthol*, eucalyptus essential oil*, peppermint essential oil*, cajeput essential oil*, frankincense essential oil*, black spruce essential oil*, vitamin e*

(*certified organic)

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Not Your Grandma’s Chest Rub

A natural, herb-powered comfort balm made with clean, modern ingredients

Not Your Grandma’s Chest Rub is our homestead-made upgrade to a classic seasonal balm — crafted with clean, simple ingredients you can actually feel good about using. We start with grass-fed suet tallow for a rich, creamy base, then blend in mullein- and thyme-infused sunflower oils, premium menthol crystals, and a cooling mix of eucalyptus, peppermint, cajeput, frankincense, and black spruce essential oils.

The result is a smooth, aromatic balm with a bright, refreshing scent that feels clarifying, cooling, and incredibly comforting — without any petroleum, artificial fragrance, or synthetic fillers.

Made in small batches with thoughtfully chosen botanicals, this balm combines tradition with modern simplicity. It’s perfect for anyone who loves natural alternatives and wants a cleaner, more wholesome approach to their seasonal wellness rituals.


A Clean, Modern Twist on a Classic Balm

This rub captures everything people love about old-school chest balms — the crisp, cooling, comforting aroma — but with ingredients you can pronounce and trust.

No petroleum.
No mineral oils.
No synthetic fragrances.
No mystery ingredients.

Just real herbs, pure essential oils, and a nourishing tallow base.


Ingredient Highlights

Grass-Fed Suet Tallow

Rich in vitamins and beneficial fatty acids, tallow gives the balm its creamy texture and helps it melt smoothly into the skin.

Mullein-Infused Sunflower Oil

Mullein leaves are traditionally valued for their gentle, supportive properties. Infusing them into sunflower oil creates a soft, herbal foundation.

Thyme-Infused Sunflower Oil

Adds a warm, earthy herbal note and contributes to the overall comforting experience of the balm.

Menthol Crystals

Provide the cooling, refreshing sensation people love in classic rubs — naturally derived.

Eucalyptus, Peppermint & Cajeput Essential Oils

Bright, clean, and uplifting. They give the balm its crisp, invigorating aroma.

Frankincense & Black Spruce Essential Oils

Add depth and an earthy, resinous warmth that rounds out the blend beautifully.

Non-GMO Vitamin E

Supports freshness and shelf stability.


Why People Love This Balm

  • Clean, herbal ingredients

  • A crisp, cooling aroma

  • No petroleum or artificial fragrances

  • Smooth, easy-to-apply texture

  • A natural, homestead-made comfort balm

  • Perfect for seasonal routines and cozy winter nights

This is the chest rub you keep in the cabinet because it just feels good — and because you trust every ingredient in it.


How to Use

Warm a small amount between your fingertips and apply to the chest, neck, or back.
A little goes a long way — especially with menthol and essential oils.


Official Ingredients

Tallow (Beef Fat), Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil*, Verbascum Thapsus Extract*, Thymus Vulgaris (Thyme) Extract*, Cera Alba (Beeswax)*, Menthol*, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil*, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil*, Melaleuca Cajeputi Oil*, Boswellia Carterii Oil*, Picea Mariana (Black Spruce) Oil*, Tocopherol*

*Certified Organic

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